Everyone has heard of Virgil and Wyatt Earp; well, if you are interested in American wild west history, that is. However, little is know about their distant second cousins, Burp and Turp Earp. It seems Burp and Turp were electrical lineman in the Mojave Desert of California for many years, but, neither one could hold a job for long. They would come into town after work and get tanked on Sarsaparilla and then go out and shoot insulators off the crossarms of the poles they had strung wire on. It seems their other brother by another mother, Phelony Earp, was an electrical insulator manufacturer and all three brothers were in cahoots to try and bolster Phelony's business.
(everything above is ficticious)
Randsburg, California 2014