Six of the original ten European settlers left by Capt. Christopher Levett in 1623 live in this building. Levett wasn't stupid. He didn't hang around long before heading back home to write a book about his adventures. Now, you might think, well, that's absurb, those settlers would be over 400 years old and you would be correct. Turns out, there were a couple of vampires visiting from Forks, Washington and they kind of initiated some of the settlers. Capt. Levett didn't know about the vampires, otherwise, his book would have sold a lot more copies.
The above story is fictitious. There were no vampires from Forks, Washington until 2005.
Portland, Maine 2014