Post by ppppaul (@death_cowboy) on Thu, 25 Sep 14 20:23:02 +0000 View Full Post this weather is bumming me out.. :/ im just nostalgic for the old days when the hell lizards from space didn't rain fiery ejaculate onto our homes, our families...
Post by ppppaul (@death_cowboy) on Thu, 25 Sep 14 18:19:43 +0000 View Full Post doctors say that operation to transplant my pubes onto my bald spot could be lethal. I unload my glock in the air and tell them to commence anyway
Post by ppppaul (@death_cowboy) on Thu, 25 Sep 14 18:17:41 +0000 View Full Post here's a cool prank idea: dip your foot gently in a toilet so that only the tip touches. Flush. that's what it feels like to chew 5 gum
Post by ppppaul (@death_cowboy) on Thu, 25 Sep 14 18:12:33 +0000 View Full Post guy fieri barges into my house kramer-style. hey check out these huevos rancheros i made with 13 types of chiles he barks. He lifts the cover of the plate to re...
Post by ppppaul (@death_cowboy) on Thu, 25 Sep 14 18:11:39 +0000 View Full Post this might seem kinda weird but I had pizza ordered to your house and by pizza i mean the harbingers of the apocalypse, and by house I mean condo
Post by ppppaul (@death_cowboy) on Thu, 25 Sep 14 18:09:53 +0000 View Full Post He takes off the white gloves stained with the blood of the innocent. Bear witness to the miracle, says Mickey. Both hands bear the stigmata of Goofy
Post by ppppaul (@death_cowboy) on Thu, 25 Sep 14 18:09:17 +0000 View Full Post Mickey Mouse talks to the villagers in aphorisms. "I speak with words," he says, "and understand with feelings. He proceeds to devour four men and a turkey
Post by ppppaul (@death_cowboy) on Thu, 25 Sep 14 18:08:28 +0000 View Full Post an isolated anarchist commune is visited by the spectre of Mickey Mouse; he feeds on the milk of cows and the flesh of man
