I just spent 1/2 an hour modeling different ways to tie a scarf for a post ( because really don't we all need different ways to wear our scarves) and I may ( or may not have but I probably did) almost choke myself out. Can you imagine? I am certain that would have earned me 15 minutes of fame on Dumbest ways to die:) What's the dumbest thing you've ever done on accident, when alone and though, damn it! I don't want to die like this. Fallen off a step ladder? Got locked outside in the freezing cold? Almost choked on a piece of food? You can tell me. It can't be as dumb as almost asphyxiating yourself with a scarf for a POST no less.