Extrovert, tattoo-owner, DJ, dancer, Sagittarius, baby-whisperer, omnivore, whiskey-consumer, District-dweller, optimist, Burner )'(, reality tv-addict, line-crosser, tank-wearer, sharkie, Lana-lover
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I don't need you seeing Yoncé on her knees.
I would totally date @interropangs.
Romance: he came into my apartment to 20 lit votives and a glass of sauv blanc. We slow danced to Superpower. We cuddl...
It's October which means the NFL is supporting breast cancer awareness and beating the shit out of bitches who get it.
I come with a side of trouble, boy I know that's why you're staying bc You're. No. Angel. Either. Baby.
Nothing like your boss catching you underwear shopping during a meeting. I mean, it's not like I'm going to wear them anyway...
Freeballing at that Studio 54 party was the best decision I've ever made.
Me in a director's office at work: I think I've seen that picture before.Director: You have. It was in my bedroom.