Current mood: Denouncing Mercury retrogrades as superstition while punching my laptop in its stupid face.

Customer: "I'm a freak. You like freaks? Because I'm a freak. In bed, I mean. Not, like, in real life. I'm not going to stalk you or anything."

[awkward silen...

Notary Fun Facts: The ruling planets of notaries are Mercury and Saturn, and the patron saint of notaries is St. Mark th...

Notary Fun Facts: ruling planet - domtopnotary | ello

Some friends of mine recently asked if I'd be interested in working a couple of evenings a week in their leather shop, and I jokingly promoted myself on Faceboo...

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