Mike Portnoy has the worst fans. It has to be said. There is no one I've seen that gets more obsessed fans that are just unbelievably rude and trollish. "I love you Mike! You're my reason for living! Go back to the band you had in 1992 when you were good, you dick!" "Why don't you ever play my at my house you jerk!?!?! I love you Mike. Best ever!"