I would like to say that there must have a mistake. Yes, a mistake. I'm 22 years old, living in a society where nothing makes sense, so there must have a mistake. I'm sorry to write to you directly. I know I should have sent a letter to one of your secretaries, but I'm in a hurry to fix this mistake where I am. I'd be really happy if I sleep this night and wake up in heaven next day to have a talk with you.
Thanks in advance!
One of your children."