Alright all you master chefs, the ultimate mission draws nigh!
According to Aubrey De Grey, the first person to live to 1000 years has already been born. Miraculous! Astounding! The mind reels! Could he taste anything but amazing?
We have here the perfect opportunity to prepare future generations for his coming. Guest lists, invitations, seating arrangements...and not to forget: Perfecting the ultimate recipe! So much to do! Well, we do have a little time.
Come on France, I know you've got some aces up your sleeve! It's going to be a delicate balance getting the right group together on this. Just, nobody alert the Soylent people, we've got to keep this tight.