May I introduce the #doscuit - a thing I made as a humorous response to the food mashup craze. And well, I wanted to eat biscuits. Though technically, I didn't fry these, so they're just donut-shaped biscuits; I draw the line at frying for a joke.
But I will totally raid my kitchen for things to make "gourmet" toppings on the fly. And then shoot it. And then make promo graphics for it. Because I can!
Here's the interview (I'm at m the 1:00 mark) that sparked this whole thing. http://globalnews.ca/video/1585713/toronto-about-to-get-hit-with-another-franken-food-mash-up-the-wonut