I want this place to get mucky.
This is where I'll be as raw ore as I possibly can be.
It's gonna be disgusting, folks.
I'm a fucking bitch. I know that.
I'm sometimes driven by an inflated sense of self-worth and I refuse to apologize about it because I draw my strength from being an unfeeling block of ice harbouring an inextinguishable flame.
But it definitely gets messy sometimes.
I usually can't go more than half a year interacting in social situations with other humans because they get tired of me being such a cocky, unmoving, bitchy cunt.
But goddamn, underneath it all do I love a good snuggle, a hot mug or ten of coffee, delicious, sloppy food, delicious, sloppy kissing, and giant, 1700-page books.
If you ever get that side of me, step carefully cuz yer gonna crush my heart.