This is Frank.
Frank is staring at you.
Why is Frank staring at you?
Because you haven’t made a bid for any of the ridiculously low-priced rare and one-of-a-kind items in his Santoro School Fundraising Auction!
What are you waiting for?
Can’t you feel that burning stare?
Can’t you see all those glistening black ringlets?
This guy is the Frankie Fucking Appleseed of Comics!
Go buy some one-of-a-kind stuff! Email him for the link:
santoroschool (you know what GOES here) gmail (etc.)
Whaterya waitin fer?