I want to be a mish-mash of Parkers — Peter, Trey, Dorothy, and perhaps Fess. I will put mustard on that which you hold dear.
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“Feel free to just stuff it in there,” I said to the guy bagging my groceries, sincerely meaning both entendres.
I think I literally know about a dozen Russian blues who are Newman's virtual twin (including @arafatkazi's and @christopher575's) and yet I'm always amazed by ...
Practicing Tagalog again finally after giving up a few years back. Starting from scratch with an app that does vocabulary flashcards. Totally distracted by the ...
Thinking that Roel's only objection to stew is the meat-in-gravy nature, cleverly articulated in The Rules as "like cat food", I devised a met...
Bad baby names of the week:
Keano Xavier Alexander Milton
The Facebook iPhone app has currently outdone itself with an invisible keyboard bug. Ello may be ugly and confusing and desolate, but at least it lets me type....
My mother-in-law just introduced me to her doctor as her "other son", so there's that.
@wring My mother-in-law is eating some kind of fish head soup that smells like cat food is this normal y/n