So there's this customer at my job who called in a fake complaint to corporate about me to get free gift cards or something idk. She made up this whole story about how I told her that I thought the promotion we were running at the time was stupid and I wished all these customers would just leave (which was the truth but I would never tell a bitch this). Every time she comes in she tells everyone how much of a fucking bitch I am all over this made up encounter a few weeks ago, which is dedication and I can admire that. But then again she wears the same yoga pants everyday so she loses points on that one.
Anyway, the point of this whole thing is that I need a new job.