it helps if you read everything I write in a low, velvety monotone
creator of Give Me Fiction
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we're all dead here
Look, this is a new social media platform so I'll be the first to say it: who tryna fuck up on this Ello piece?
HOW DID I GET HERE
hey ello here's a photo of gollum's dick
MY SHOW IS TOMORROW IS IT EVEN WORTH IT TO PLUG HERE I DON'T KNOW BUT PROFESSIONALISM DICTATES I MUST SO COME TO LOST WE...
IT AIN'T NOTHING LIKE BLACK PUSSY ON MY DICKWORD TO THE MOTHERFUCKING ELLO DOT COM
when you remember that agents of shield is on tonight and you're going to watch it even though you know you don't have t...
Hey here's the link to an episode of my prose fiction podcast where I talk a lot of shit about the untenability of nerds...
Sorry, can't leave the house. Gotta grind my teeth to the themes from
all my favorite television shows. Here's Columbo. *GRINDGRINDGRINDGRIN