This is gonna sound like a blues poem, but it's not. The situations and characters in this post are real. No names have been changed because they happened to me.
I was taking a shower, and the lights went out.
I got in pitch darkness and dropped my towel in the toilet.
Wet and naked, I found my way to the door and tripped over the cat.
I calmed my nerves playing ukulele in my bathrobe.
(I wonder if #hashtags have any relevance in this.)