The Met Gala 2019 List of Campy Camp
The Best Dressed (Obviously Billy Porter beat the Camp out of Everyone)
1. Janelle Monae & Lupita N'yongo (See winking boob and golden picks in afro)
2. Lena Waithe
3. Janet Mock
5. Diane von Furstenberg
6. Danai Gurira & Laverne Cox (Baddies in Black)
7. Naomi Campbell
8. Serena Williams
9. Ezra Miller - Bizzar and wild. I'm into it.
10. Ciara Dress #2
11. Kacey Musgraves
12. Priyanka Chopra
13. Natasha Lyonne
14. Tiffany Haddish
15. Liza Koshy
The Best Moments
1. Big Freedia & Ciara twerking on the pink carpet.
2. Zendaya becoming an actual princess on the carpet.
3. Billy Porter Making All the White Men in All Black Cry As He Was CARRIED In.
4. Indya Moore carrying her hair as an accessory.
5. Cardi B taking over 75% of the pink carpet with her train.
6. Me realizing Tessa Thompson's hair is a freaking whip.
7. Tracee Ellis Ross laughing her ass off in that frame and her shenanigans on Instagram.
So Close To The Top of the Top But Not There
1. Regina King - Love the sparkle, but just seems too...Oscar worthy.
2. Solange - Love the snake, but a bit too tame compared to past Met looks.
3. Gabrielle Union - Love it. But...wasn't daring/fun enough.
4. Nessa Diab and Colin Kaepernick - Y'all just look elegant as hell.
5. Winnie Harlow - Everything was perfect. Except I feel like the brown/orange needed to be a different color
6. Zoe Saldana - The entire dress just felt like....elegant Oscar worthy.
7. Florence Welch - You needed an accessory.
8. J Rodriguez - You have my favorite outfit on this list.
9. Harry Styles
10. Jaret Leto - You brought your head. But Billy Porter.
I don't know where to put Katy Perry's Candelabra Burger situation.
I Was Rooting For You We Were All Rooting For You
1. Lady Gaga - LOOK I KNOW SHE HAD A WAGON AND FOUR LOOKS BUT SHE ONCE WORE AN OUTFIT COVERED IN MEAT. I NEED MORE.
2. Penélope Cruz
3. Cara Delevigne
4. Sarah Paulson
5. Kerry Washington - I'm just not sure what's going with your crown.
6. Nick Jonas - Your wife is Priyanka Chopra. Act like it. Level up.
7. Michael B. Jordan - SIRE, YOU'RE TOO FINE TO BE DRESSED LIKE THIS AT THE MET GALA, SIR.
The I See What You Were Going for But Nah
1. Travis Scott
2. Rita Ora
3. Congresswoman Carolyn B. Maloney???? (Why were you there???)
4. Emma Roberts
5. Chloë Grace Moretz - Ya look uncomfortable from the shoulders up.
6. Nicki Minaj- I just need you in another color besides pink and red.
7. La La Anthony
8. Gwenyth Paltrow - So close to boring, tbh.
9. Anna Wintour - I feel....like you've worn the exact same outfit for the last three years?
1. Literally every Kardashian.
2. Every man that literally just wore a black suit. Who invited you?
3. Trevor Noah (You just wore a t-shirt, bro?)
4. Tom Brady
5. Gal Gadot
6. A lot of other white people I have never heard of before tonight.
7. James Charles - Why are you even here?