My neighbor believes in aliens and that they're sentient beings. Spiritual beings. Inner/multi-dimensional. We stand out on summer nights and he shows me weird shit in the sky. He's a gnostic. He's a trip. I could tell you stories about him (true? I don't know) for hours. Like the one where he and Jimi Hendrix went on a spaceship together in the desert. Anyway, he believes in bigfoots. But that they're multi-dimensional sentient beings and only come to our world for food (and maybe entertainment). That's why they can just disappear at any sign of danger. Motherfuckers can just evade our dimension at the drop of a hat.