Don Paris Schlotman (@megahertz_donut)
Funny and sad like a trainwreck full of clowns, Don Paris Schlotman is a New York multi-instrument musician whose solo recordings span a variety of genres and styles.
Don was born in a freak accident, the seventh son of a lightning bolt and a mountain lion. He plays music the way some people fall over, and his artificial left eye can see 4 seconds into the future. Don makes art, plays and writes music, wrestles conundrums, falls down sometimes, and is a cat lady in training. The reports of his wizardry are greatly exaggerated, although he has been known to make things disappear at times, including but not limited to himself.
He is also the bass player and