Talking to my Mom over the phone last weekend, about how cold it was.
And she goes: Yeah, it is a soup day kind of day.
I said: Yeap! That’s what I’m doing.
And she goes: Are you putting any meat on it?
I said: Nope. I am limiting my meat intake this year.
She goes: are you becoming a vegan, vegetarian, or something?
I said: No, I tried that long time ago. But 3 months into it, I got out of work one day, and I was a little hungry. So I stopped at an all you can eat buffet. Stood up, took my plate, and the first thing I saw was a bunch of barbeque shining ribs. My eye balls dropped into my plate. And my mouth said: balls, get back in here!. Because we are going to have some meat tonight!