And YOU thought you were the only one who had a Bad Valentine’s Day. - Listen!, don’t blame Cupid. Blame the weather, and blame Santa Claus. Yeap.. Santa!. - Why? - Well, a little bird told me that Cupid went to the North Pole [to Santa’s house] to borrow Santa’s outfit/suit, and his flying car/with the camels [I totally forgot the name of the flying car]. BUT, BUT, when Mamma Claus hear about it, she said, “HELL NO!!”
So.. Blame Santa, and the weather, BUT NOT CUPID.