MY NEIGHBOR: I don’t get to see him that often, but this was him yesterday:
Neighbor: “You work too much!”
Me: Hee hee hee
Neighbor: “Yes, you do. You have to work like me.”
Me: How is that, how do you work?
Neighbor: “I’m completely free for five days, and I have two days off.”
FRIENDS: retirement sounds great, but I don’t think retirement will ever be for me. 5 days free and 2 days off, ooh man! .. I would get into so much trouble OMG!