I have of late fallen out of the glorious practice of writing and wanted to leap back onto the horse in a somewhat anonymous context. There are a couple of people who probably remember back in the day when I used this pseudonym; please don't give it away.
I met a guy nick-named Nobody once, he had a schtick, "Nobody loves you, Nobody cares." It's all about the capital letters. It's all about the proper nouns. But what of the improper nouns?
goatfucker, weaselteats, slobodan milosevich?
You've got to make it count in this modern era, and I guess the first number that counts is zero.