The aliens descend in ships with pinchers down below
To grip humans by their hips, or sometimes by the toe
You’d think these peeps would scream, or at least let out a cry,
But half of them just see it as a chance for free to fly.
The other half too dumb to realize they’re about to die
But what about that one ship being flown by just a guy?
The saucer up and to the right, with human at the station
An imposter? A traitor? He’s resisting the invasion!
Now he’s got one in the grip and he’s heading toward the sky!
High up in the ship and soon he’ll let it free to fly
Aliens with wings will get them chopped soon after birth
So this thing is sure to pop when it comes crashing down to earth!
But is this lone man enough to save us from these aliens?
This simple silly man with pointed nose and no real friends?
While sure, this man’s a hero - it’s no “duty” like a cop
He just likes to squeeze & drop these mean green cooties ‘til they pop!