"Here's a fun fact: you have really shitty friends. And I hate to tell you that. But they're fucking assholes and your friendships aren't even healthy and I want it all to stop right now. I'm tired of it because, hey, it's not just you they impact now and it hasn't been that way for a while. And I know you care about them and I know I'm being an ass. You know what? I don't care! Grow up and fucking get rid of unhealthy relationships!"