Teeth - Tales from the Naughty Chair
She didn’t have shit but a bare assed facade of a dream. She pretended to have more but she couldn’t pull the thread through the needle.
Her big problem was that she was supposed to wear the gown but she wasn’t prepped for the party. It was the naggiest thing. She kept gettin' her hair done, got it colored all nice too, but she never made it out the door.
This time it was gonna be different. This time she was gonna make it to the God damn red carpet.
He knew she could do it. He sat looking at her with a big smile on his face. So what if his smile didn’t have no teeth?
What happened to his teeth anyway? She never wanted to ask. All those years and she never said, "Hey man, what's with your teeth? Like, what’s up with that”? No, they were way too far-gone for a question like that.
And his lack of teeth just didn’t add up. Didn’t make sense with the rest of him. How could someone with all his talent, someone who could tickle those mother fuckin' ivories, someone so fuckin' smart, have such fucked up teeth?
Now...and this was not good...it was not good at all...it put a real clincher on things...if ya don't mind the pun. And if you got any sense at all you're probably gonna guess that it was only a matter of time before the teeth pain came calling. It marched in like an army and started shooting.
Down near Madam Labou’s bakery they started killin’ him. One by one teeth started fallen out. You wanna see a man lose his dignity…take his mother fuckin' teeth in the middle of a swanky New York City artist gathering. Little black pieces just crackin' out into his hand.
Maybe she should have mentioned something sooner bout’ those teeth. But teeth are funny. Teeth are private. And when they are fucked, they are messy. And his were FUCKED.
Why didn’t Uncle Sam tend to his teeth? He served his God Damn country. Went to fuckin’ Nam for the good ole USA. Why didn't they do nothin' bout his teeth?
That teeth pain went right on up to his mother fuckin head. And that’s what did it, she thought. That’s what drove him mad. Couldn’t have been her after all! Had ta' have been the mother fuckin' teeth. @ellowrites
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