I know not everybody loves Fleet Week, but I do. The big warships lumbering in from the sea, the Blue Angels booming up above, troops on leave, traffic-jammed streets, what's not to love?
But we have a new military now, with more toys. I'm getting tired of the same old shtick. Spice it up a little. Make it relevant.
Let's cluster bomb Alcatraz! (it's a dump, trust me) Smart bomb Oakland - show those cops & protesters how it's REALLY done. And why aren't we watching synchronized droning already? That would be awesome!
We know you got it - so give us the good stuff. Stop holding out! We're Americans! Foreigners shouldn't get all the fun.