I'm going to open a store named Kountry. It's going to sell lots of things that appeal to both the country-type and the hipster-type. To name a few: flannel, beer, (yes, I'll go through the LCB to make this store a reality) boots, wooden stuff, guitars, yeah. The name Kountry shall appeal to the country-type because the name is fucking Kountry, and they'll just think the K is weird. The name Kountry shall also appeal to the hipster-type because it sounds communist. This is gon be great.