I don't see the appeal of alcohol.
Two shots of 80 proof vodka in and I don't feel shit besides the remnants of the horrible after taste liquor leaves. For me to actually feel anything I'd have to dip into my jar of moonshine, which I haven't been able to stomach since I got hella crossfaded and spent a half hour vomiting into a Lays potato chip bag. And when I actually do start to feel something, it's not fun. It's just numbness.
Like, goddamn do legal drugs fucking suck.