Me: "Why did you have to wake me up so early?"
Brain: "Write a book! Write a book!"
Me: "Okay, hang on. I just finished writing a book yesterday. Can't I take a break?"
Brain: "Write another! Write another!"
Me: "Listen, I understand that you—"
Brain: "Get up! Get up! Get up!"
Me: "Can't I bloody sleep in??"
Brain: "I WON'T SHUT UP UNTIL YOU START WRITING!!!"