There was no sex in Soviet Union. Obviously.
The only people who were allowed to look sexy, or rather, allowed to show their bums and their crotches in public (complete with enticing bulges of dicks and balls) were ballet dancers. Alas, the ballerinas hardly had any boobs, but they did have beautiful legs.
Oh, ballet, the only imperial art allowed to flourish in Soviet Union so that the sex-starved comrades could secretly drool and shamelessly look up women's skirts and call it "People's Cultural Enlightenment." "Sexual Slavery," more like it. The ballerinas were forced to "entertain" party members and warm their beds if they wanted a promotion. But of course, there was no sex in Soviet Union, so who was to complain? About what? Keep dancing, girls, keep dancing.