So I'm going to publish a 2nd book of my tweets, about writing, reading, and other nonsense. (I tweet a lot, and it's not me who had this idea, okay? It's my readers who asked me for it.) Anyway. I'm working with a fantastic artist who will illustrate every tweet. He sent me another 10 drawings yesterday, here is a sampling for you.
"I'm a writer. Be nice to me. You know what writers do to people who are not nice? They write them into books and kill them off."
"HOW TO WRITE A BOOK:
Open a new doc.
Write one word.
Go on Twitter.
Brag about writing a book."
"Write with your heart open, edit with your heart closed."