Okay, I have completed the 1-paragraph pitch for Janna. Which is really about 3 paragraphs, so I'm cheating, but I'm trying to squeeze it in into 1! I'm trying! Here it is on Patreon, for the curious of you who can't wait to give me $1 per month to see my writing process in all its naked glory.
Anyway, my eyeballs are so tired from not sleeping and staring at the screen that I WANT TO SCOOP THEM OUT OF MY HEAD.