So this girl walks up to me at RadCon, and I start selling her my books (naturally), when she says:
— But I already have your book!
— Which one?
— I can't remember, I was so drunk! I downloaded it yesterday! I found your bookmark in my bra and took it out and I saw your face!
— And I was on my iPad and I downloaded your book! And I loved it!
She couldn't remember what book it was. This is my path to fame, people. Handing out bookmarks with my face printed on it, so it ends up smushed in a bra and taken out at night and used to lead to a book download.