Answering interview questions, and one of them is this. I wonder if they will ask me to edit my answer, or if they will brave it and publish it as is.
What is your goal as a writer and what are you doing to achieve it?
To get on The New York Times Best Sellers list. To make an obscene amount of money and bathe in champagne and sleep on bags of gold. To become very rich and very famous and build a castle on the moon and live there alone so I can write and read in peace. What I’m doing to achieve it? I'M WRITING LIKE MAD.