This morning I:
- Slept through alarm
- Spilled coffee on myself
- Got lost on the way to the dentist
- Was late to the dentist
- Got sidetracked into taking pictures of flowers (I made it out of the house!!!) instead of going home to write
- Farted thinking nobody heard only to see this old man wrinkle his nose
Anything else can go wrong? Bring it on, universe. I'll still write my 2K bloody words today. You'll see.