Post by Ksenia Anske (@kseniaanske) on Wed, 11 Mar 15 01:52:43 +0000 View Full Post From a recent conversation with a friend (also a writer):"I'll be writing a book about a talking cat and his friend pigeon !""Whom he wants to eat?" (She knows my stories very well.)"No, no. He was supposed to be a dog, but the universe screwed up. He falls in love with this feline, but, naturally, she thinks him weird because he's not like other cats.""Do they find the dog who was supposed to be a pigeon?""No, no. The pigeon teaches the cat to poop on cars for therapy. It will be hysterical." "Poop therapy and poop revenge.""Yes. Poop rage.""Poop rage needs to be a t-shirt. It's a pooprage, I tell you. They could also get together for pooporamas!""Pooporamas and shit!""Pooptastic!!!"AND THAT IS WHY I LOVE WRITERS.