I DID IT! I DID IT! ALL THIS DOUBTING WAS FOR NOTHING! 3,081 WORDS TODAY!!! AHHHH, TELL ME I'M AWESOME!!! (I'M SHAMELESS, AS YOU CAN TELL.)
And, if you want to cough up $1 and read my brilliance, you may do so on my Patreon. I know you can do it. I believe in you. Thank you. I'll come over and wash all your dogs.