Shit. This breaks my heart. All these kids on Instagram want my books, and I can’t afford to ship so many internationally, it’s $22 per book! Ahhhh!!! I wish I could shit gold bricks. This is the best advertisement I can get. Instead of paying for ads (I hate ads and will never use them), I spend money shipping my books for free to these wonderful readers who then shout about them on their blogs, Instagram, Twitter, and so on. What could be better?
And I have these pockets of readers in Pakistan, Philippines, India, New Zealand. It's so cool! My books are marching all over the world! So. Gotta start making big money soon. If you have a rich auntie or uncle near death, tell them to write me into their will. I'll spend their savings wisely, I promise. (On vodka.)