So I have finally updated the meta decryptions of my site for the betterment of SEO or whatever. Should’ve done it a long time ago, but since I'm a techie idiot... Anyway. Here it is.
Download free fantasy ebooks! FOR REAL. Dark, gory, lurid, and trippy. Just the way you like ‘em.
Now I’m waiting for my site to die from the sudden squall of traffic. I also did individual page descriptions. Any SEO wizards in here, you're welcome to tell me how much they suck. * cups chin *
BLOG: Read about the adventures of an indie writer self-publishing her fantasy books in the shiny Internet world.
MERCH: Get book-cover and quote t-shirts hugged and kissed prior to delivery by the author herself!
INTERVIEWS: Read the mind-blowing collection of interviews of a very famous writer who can fart real glitter.
FAN ART: Stare at the glorious fan art created by this writer's fans, smell their admiration!
BIO: Marvel at the bio of this Russian writer who has the audacity to dare to write in English.
CONTACT: Send this writer cookies and vodka. She will drink to your health and maybe even write you into a book.
SUBSCRIBE: Subscribe to this writer's ramblings about writing and reading and to find out about new books being pooped, err, published.
DONATE: Donate to this writer your last cash and send her your family heirlooms. You have no use for them anyway.