LOOK AT THIS, I'M RICH NOW! ALL COME TO A PARTY WITH VODKA TUBS AND BEARS!!!
OKAY, MAYBE I'M NOT THAT RICH YET, BUT LOOK, I GET $100 MONTHLY ON PATREON FOR MY WRITING!
Okay, quieter now. Thank you, thank you, patrons. You get to tell me what blog post you want me to write, so let me know. I will do it for you. Here is to reaching $1,000. XOXO