Remember I told you when I have no money for food, I eat my neighbors? Well, this is what they look like when served for dinner (if you're ever brave enough to come over, just so you know what to expect). Of course, as soon as I'm rich and famous, I'll stop this practice and start eating deep-fried larks and other delicacies, but until then...I'll live the life of a poor writer.
This yummy creature was sculpted by Evan Campbell who did work for such giants as Martin Scorsese and Wes Craven and Quentin Tarantino and Kevin Smith and many more. Looks delectable, won't you agree?