Okay, let's see here. I have eliminated 3 out of 4 (kids are out of prams, ate all bees and scared the poltergeists away) but am still struggling with the NOTHING IN THE BANK part. I have a little bit in there from my Patreon patrons, from a few book sales and from a nice and warm sponsor, @roycedaniel, who is currently feeding me so I can write full-time.
So there. 1.2K words written today, 1 character killed. Moving forward.
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