Had a lovely exchange on the street. An old guy was walking toward me and said, "I love you!" I was so surprised, I didn't even react at first. Then I said, "Oh, do you?" "Yes, I do!" He said. "Look at those..." Whatever "those" he meant, I didn't hear, as I kept walking down and searching for love in my heart. And I couldn't find any, sadly. So I turned around, gave him a finger and said, "Suck my dick!" It felt very satisfying.