I WROTE YOU A NEW BLOG POST ON HOW TO EXPAND YOUR VOCABULARY. (Naturally, being a native Russian speaker and writing in English it's a major hurdle for me. I mean, growing my vocabulary.)
ARE YOU READY TO BEHOLD THE SECRET? HERE GOES.
As a reward you get a Sputnik , the real Soviet one. Now, it's your responsibility to come to my house and pick it up, because I'm not delivering the sucker myself. You're welcome.