When I don't write, I read. When I don't read, I write.
THERE IS NO HELP FOR ME.
This is my second and final week off-writing between drafts, so I'm reading like crazy. Just finished EVERYTHING IS PERFECT WHEN YOU'RE A LIAR by Kelly Oxford. It's a my-stomach-hurts-from-laughing kind of read. Deliciously crass and charmingly ascerbic. Read it. Next I'm reading PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (first time!) and after that PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES. Because. I'm writing a parody. So I'm studying how parodies are properly done.
All right. This is it. Good night.