I figured I'm good at stealing. All I have to do is see an example of how something is written, and I can copy the structure and do my own spin on it. Like, this morning I was freaking out about writing a pitch to an editor of a news publication for my Russian article, but then I googled a bunch of pitches, figured out the structure, and banged it out in an hour. Score!
Now I have to research the types of publications that'd what to buy it and send it out. WISH ME LUCK.
(Also, here is the publications resource I was sent. Know of any others?)