i love eating at mcdonald's. they're rated 4 stars on yelp, and base employee wages start at $14 an hour (15 in another year!) ingredients are locally sourced, and you can simply place your order at a touch screen kiosk and take a locator to your table, allowing the staff to make your food from scratch and give you actual table service, as opposed to just slaving away behind the order counter all night. tom waits is on the sound system, and mcdoubles, mcchickens, and mcnuggets are still on the super cheap value menu - that is if you don't feel like building your own quarter pound burger instead with gourmet ingredients only available here, also economically priced. maple bacon anyone? the atmosphere is cozy and reasonably low lit in the evenings so as not to be overbearing, and pleasantly lit with natural light in the daytime. most tables have outlets built in if you just want to chill on your macbook. all in all, it's always a relaxing, solid dining experience.
impossible, you say? well clearly you haven't been to #SanFrancisco.