The United States of America (@theunitedstatesofamerica)
I am the United States of America, 2015 edition I am the universal symbol of freedom. I was once a glorious, compassionate, and proud nation of a mixed breed of man, woman and child, (after I decimated the native creatures, commonly called Indians). I do what I want because I am also powerful. I believe I am so powerful, I can impose my will on the rest of the world, so I can help them be more like me.
I am controlled by the voices in my head. I call them politicians. The rest of my body, supposedly, controls the politicians, thereby controlling me. The truth is, the politicians have an agenda all their own.