8 months ago my father asked me to sign over the company I was closing to him. He then sat on his hands for that entire time until the annual returns were due and has now run out on the cheque leaving me holding the baby and the fine that comes with it. A whole bunch of really important documents are now unavailable to me until this stupid thing is cleared. His advice? "Ah sure, it will be struck off and you'll never have to pay the fine!"
Don't have kids. If your parents were baby boomers you already have some.